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What I just said is the fundamental, end-all, final, not-subject-to-opinion absolute truth, depending on where you're standing." Steve Martin

"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." Samuel Goldwyn

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read." Groucho Marx

"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." Douglas Adams

"Please, if you ever see me getting beaten up by the police, please put your video camera down and help me." Bobcat Goldthwait

"Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one? Don't eat pork? Is that the word of God, or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?" Jon Stewart

"If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands." Douglas Adams

"Stand-up comedy is transient. History shows that you can stand up for so long; after that, you're asked to sit down." Steve Martin

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." Charles Schulz

"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch." Woody Allen

"My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle." Henny Youngman

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." Henny Youngman

"I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." Douglas Adams

"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set of laws." Douglas Adams

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others." Groucho Marx

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." Rodney Dangerfield

"I just finished my first book. Pretty soon, I'm gonna read another." Rodney Dangerfield

"I'm at an age where I think more about food than sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table." Rodney Dangerfield

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-five now, and we don't know where the hell she is." Ellen DeGeneres

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"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." - Douglas Adams

''Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. His hands can't hit, what his eyes can't see.''
''Rumble young men rumble.''
''He's to ugly to be the world champ.''
''I am the greatest of all.''

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Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. His hands can't hit, what his eyes can't see.

"The internet is full of fake quotes" - Abraham Lincoln

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PSN: Timitate

Muhammed Ali?

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geniaal.

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A railgun charge is worth more than a thousand words.

“The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you can't always be sure of their authenticity.” ~ Abraham Lincoln

Dat is de originele

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There's no kill switch on awesome.

Kan je daar een bron bij vermelden? Ik geloof deze namelijk niet helemaal

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A railgun charge is worth more than a thousand words.

Dat klopt. Deze wist ik toevallig uit m'n hoofd

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Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. His hands can't hit, what his eyes can't see.

"I like to lick lovingly around the outside and then thrust my tongue in the middle." - Rusty Brown's Donuts Flash FM

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Ghost reportin'. Somebody call for an exterminator?

Uit een ver verleden wist Doobieters dat dit topic bestond, haha.

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XBOX: BENx1996 | PSN: BENx1996 | STEAM: BENx1996

Probeer mijn tijd tot de E3 eerste presentatie nuttig vol te maken, is dat te zien?

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Ghost reportin'. Somebody call for an exterminator?

Nog 2.5 uur tot die van MS

"Nuchter bekeken zouden we nu, als al die tijdbesparende uitvindingen werkelijk tijd spaarden, meer tijd ter beschikking moeten hebben dan ooit te voren in de geschiedenis van de mensheid."

Tao van Poeh

True courage is knowing not when to take a life but when to spare one

Gandalf - The Hobbit: Unexpected Journey

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Ghost reportin'. Somebody call for an exterminator?

Your unnecessary movements are openings that lead to your defeat.

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Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.

Robert Downey Jr

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Add me: Dnoxo ps4 ps5

'Screw it, just do it' - Richard Branson

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PSVita OLED Masterrace

"You cant create a future without taking risks"
- Monkey D. Luffy

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JRPG Time Now Playing: Ni No Kuni, Persona 3 FES, Tales of Graces F

"I did NOT have sex with that woman." - Clinton.

"My common sense is tingling." - Deadpool

Zie siggy.

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Steam: Linqvist | Diablo III BattleTag: Linqvist#2147 | 3DS FC: 3480 - 2716 - 8572 | Switch FC: 7266 - 9152 - 6228 | PlayStation Network/Nintendo Network ID: Lingasm | "If there is a strong general, there will be no weak soldiers." - ??